Summer Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the rules when I wear sandals and other open-
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. Also, the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my mininformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-
I will not live in corn or callus denial, rather I will lean on my good friend Lambretta (Podologist) at
Pure Comfort Spa Clinique if my feet need them.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge with the non-
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandals makes creepy feet look good.
So.....pay a visit to Pure Comfort Spa Clinique!